Life in a Glass House

greetings and salutations to my three followers!

i hope the day finds you well and i hope you arent terribly grief stricken by my total lack of posts. thing is as i get older i care less and less about the internet and all its various joys and wonders. my dad updates his facebook more than i do. anyway in the back of my head i considered “taking things slow” and eeeeasing into the internet again. how? by just having a blog with only pictures and captions. the pictures would be of my favorite things for that given week. 

as i havent yet developed  the patience (see: talent) for adding pics n posts via smartphone, how about i just worderize the list of favorite things? 

1 louis ck. (this is where i would insert a video clip to illustrate why he is on this list. but for now you will have to use your imagination*)

*youtube

2 …well you know what? as it is only tuesday i dont really have much else. i could provide you with a brief list of things i do not enjoy, however.

1 MATH. more specifically? graphing functions and inequalities and negative b over two a equals something. i realized i dont like math because there is always a wrong answer. same goes for you too, science. with my major (english lit with a concentration in media studies) i can write a paper about how the images of birds in the movie Psycho tell their own story of Norman’s relationship to his mother. boom. a plus.

moving right along…

well there isnt really a number two. my thumb is cramping up from typing on microscopic keys

until next time!!